Business Party

A party in which several Business Majors get together to indulge in what is normally called a "LAN party" but without the LAN portion. They all load up "Excel" and smash their respective foreheads into their keyboards while proclaiming "LAWL!" at the top of their lungs. This is also known as a "capstone project" to the Dean of Business in many colleges.

Lawl Bizness 1: Liek u wan go 2 a Business Party?!

Lawl Bizness 2: I am alredy at 1, LOL! *smashes face into keyboard as Excel finishes loading*

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Business Major

Students whom couldn't handle a real academic path, and are now Excel jockies. They yell "BOOM!" in your residence halls while others with actual degrees (IE: Electrical Engineering) are progressing themselves academically via homework and studying.

Resident 1: That kid is always roaming the halls yelling "BOOM!" and smashing his face into walls.

Resident 2: That would be a classic symptom of being a "Business Major."

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