porchmonkey

Any one from any ethnic background, who is lazy,stupid and sits on the porch all doing nothing at all. These people rely on the government to give them welfare checks and food stamps to live, even though they are able to work.

1: those porchmonkeys piss me off
2: yeah, they are real pieces of trash
1: how do these lazy people get aid for doing nothing and i cant get a dime from the government to help with school. Porchmonkeys have no potential in life.

88👍 82👎

Sheila Loves Good Charlotte

obsessing over a band, but then denying it.

S: "no... I don't like Good Charlotte... i swear!"

5👍 23👎

Hi 5

A kids' tv show involving plastic-surgery freaks singing and telling stories.

Hi-5 in the house, yeah yeah, boom boom

23👍 12👎

bucket flange

An overly loose vagina. like the one your mum has. all saggy and flappy commonly known to hang around the ankles.

"flip flop flap" that's her bucket flange slapping against the inside of her knees

15👍 8👎

calida

cali- da (chinese for girl nerd)

1. a girl described as one who likes to study

2. someone who dates hot nerds

3. a tall woman

hey calida, why you dating point dexter?

9👍 33👎

tommy lee

The biggest pimp ever....10 inch penis...asian jacked and loves pootie tang

DSG 1: HEY SALLY i ------ tommy lee last night...
DSG 2: AWW U SLUT HES MY BIG MAN

122👍 270👎

mahizzle

the COOLEST kid on the planet. Whenever a Mahizzle walks in the room you got to be quiet and salute him by yelling, "MAHIZZLE!" But don't do it in Mr. Chapple's class, he doesn't understand it.

Person #1: Mahizzles MY best friend.
Person #2: No he's MY best friend!

(in the background, "Everyone, Mahizzle's coming!)

Mahizzle enters the room.

Everyone: "MAHIZZLE!"
This of course is taking place NOT in Mr. Chapple's room

15👍 10👎