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last minute snack food made by combining the partial bags of whatever chips are left, stale or nearly empty
I never had Triscuits with cheetos and Doritos until Jethro whipped up some redneck chex mix.
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Yelling at the top of your lungs to communicate to someone in the same house Italian Style
Pops used to use his Guinercom to get us all down for dinner
Excessively long shorts, usually the basketball variety that hang down past the shins. Capris for men, hence Mapris
How can he play hoops with his Mapris' hanging down to his shoe tops?
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The village idiot, town drunk, or rides his bike everywhere guy that every town has. Has been known to wave at times, but usually concentrating on something more important like his bag of cans. Multiple DWI's have left the bike as his only method of transportation
Every morning that simple bastard rides his bike to get a twelve pack
The offspring often seen being carried, carted or chased by the Milf
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If I was her Milf By-Product, I'd breast feed until I went to college.
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just another in the long list of man juice names
I heard her she is a gobbler of many a two ball stew
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A person who segregates their food, never letting anything come in contact with something else on their plate.
My wife the food racist was all bitter when her gravy touched her corn.
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