[robot]

a term used to describe excessive masturbation, often times performed alone, late at night, in a dark corner of your living room or dog house. More often than not, the said locations will contain a computer, with one of your annoying friends interrupting you on whatever chat program you use.

pat: oh hey adam

adam: ........

pat: adam?

adam: TRYING TO ROBOT

pat: oh, sorry :/

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