prebail

a sum of money given to a cop at the moment of arrest in exchange for a pardon.

"All I had was 1 dollar worth of prebail. I never had a chance convincing that cop to let me go."

sir pops alot

the rank one achieves after popping a specified number of zits:

1. 10 regular zits
2. 5 megazits
3. 2 pimple domes

Cody: "Oh boy! I just popped 5 megazits at the same time!"
Tom: "that's great sir pops alot"

zurban

a zit faced urban boy

Dude 1: "look at all the goddamn zurbans in this town"

Dude 1.37: "Yup! We've hit zurbania!"

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zurbania

the magical land inhabited by the zurban species

Tom is in zurbania playing dungeons and dragons along with the other zurbans.

pussypulse

1. a male state of mind in which all attractive qualities in a woman, except her vagina, are rendered irrelevant due to an extreme lack of sex.

2.The only certified and approved medicine for the otherwise fatal condition of pussyhands.

3. A real turn off for a necrophiliac.

Billy: "Poor Tom hasn't gotten laid in years. He's now in pussypulse mode..."

Tom:" I don't care how ugly she is. As long as she has a pulse in her pussy I'M GOING IN!"

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whatchagonnado?

a phrase uttered by criminals just before they get arrested by a camera crew dressed as policemen

Criminal 1: "shit! the cops are here and they're coming for us!"

Criminal 2: "whatchagonnado? whatchagonnado when they come for you?"

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pool o' stool

a confined area filled with water in which fecal matter can be stored indefinitely

Billy: "Whoa! Dude, why's the toilet all brown and green?!"

Tom: "Oh man! I forgot to flush. This stuff been decomposing there for at least three days"

Billy: "This is one cool pool o' stool"

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