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The age that an American citizen, having been able to enlist in the military, purchase tobacco, vote, and enter a strip club for three years already, can finally go and buy a can of beer.

Guy 1: "Hey, I heard you're 21 today! Here's a beer!"
Guy 2: *puffs cigarette, shouting over strip club music* "Thanks, dude. Now I'll finally know what being an adult feels like."

by heywhowrotethat December 11, 2020

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