yogaroma

The smell that permeates from the inside of a yoga class. The thick mixture of smells is an amalgamation of ball sweat, bong smoke, incense, feminine odor, feet, and organic lotion. The odor is further intensified by high humidity and when the stress of the exercise causes a student to drop a stink bomb during a downward dog maneuver.

1. We wanted to have lunch at the sidewalk cafe but the yogaroma ruined our appetites.
2. Ever since my wife started taking yoga, her clothes have a yogaroma on them.

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fart mute

The act of contorting your body or grasping the cheek of your ass and pulling it away from the other cheek in order to mute the sound of a fart. This is usually performed while in the bathroom at dinner parties or at the home of someone to which you are on a first date with. The maneuver is also useful while taking a dump and are on the phone with someone particularly if you have been on hold for 30 minutes and you finally get through to a real person, or an over-the-phone interview. The maneuver requires much skill and practice as too much cheek pull can actually amplify the fart sound to a high pitch squeal so loud that the neighbors dog will start barking.

I ate dinner at this girl's house last week. When I went to the bathroom I felt a huge fart coming so I performed a fart mute maneuver.

Noodling

Verb-The act of wiggling your toe or toes into someones ass crack (or hole) when they are bent over. Noodle, noodled

I bent over in front of my husband and he started noodling my ass!

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shopping basket confidence

Shopping basket confidence is the amount of confidence one has in the ability of the basket to hold all items that will be purchased on a trip inside the grocery store. This variable confidence score is used to determine whether the shopper will use a shopping basket or opt for a cart. Shopping basket confidence is generally very high at the front of the store prior to loading any items in said basket. The confidence level decreases rapidly however as the patron wanders aimlessly about the store picking up items they suddenly remembered were necessary in order to make it til the next trip. The patron must then decide to either leave without getting all required items or suffer the ultimate humiliation by going back to the front of the store and getting a cart. The level of shame at that moment is exactly proportional to the previous shopping basket confidence.

It should be noted that men generally have higher shopping basket confidence than women. They tend to believe they can fit enough supplies into the shoebox size basket to wage an expedition to the North Pole. It is also generally accepted that the bigger hurry you are in the more shopping basket confidence you have.

Dude! My shopping basket confidence was shattered when I remembered I needed a case of beer, a case of sodas and a 40 pound sack of dog food.

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let someone be gay on him

The act of man allowing another man to perform oral sex on him without reciprocating. The first party justifies that he is not gay because he did not put a penis in his own mouth.

Charlie doesn't do anything at the interstate restrooms but he will let someone be gay on him.

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