eye saliva

eye saliva (also known as crying) is the process of response to an emotional state, pain or a physical irritation of the eye. emotions that can lead to crying include sadness, anger, and even happiness. various forms of crying are known as sobbing, weeping, wailing, whimpering, bawling, and blubbering.

IM NOT CRYING! I JUST HAVE EYE SALIVA!

February 30th

the day all of your dreams come true

waiting for february 30th 😁🤞

lying fart

lying fart (also known as shart) is the process of your dumbass trusting your farts too much. a lying fart is when you fart and "accidentally" shit your pants. the lesson of the day is to never trust your farts

damnnnn... yesterday i had the WORST lying fart

felixophobia

the fear of really hot sexy smart men

shi bruh, you finna make me act up - guess i have felixophobia

ghystopidryuiotuxenatohynoredahinatophobia

ghystoidryuiotuxenatohynoredahinatophobia is the fear of dumbasses and ugly people also similar to ishaanophobia. it's the irrational fear of people who are not smart also called as "dumbasses". Some people can get ghystoidryuiotuxenatohynoredahinatophobia from looking in the mirror. It's usually really rare to have this phobia - but it can happen'.

Hey, how the fuck do you spell "air"?
How in the fuck's name- shit, I think I just got ghystopidryuiotuxenatohynoredahinatophobia .

Roblox

The game for ultimate chads.

hey, i heard chad plays Roblox!

8👍 5👎

Felix

-Usually a frog
-Always gets pussy
-Minecraft GOD
-Really chill
-Has GIGANTIC pp
-Not sus

oh, no wonder you're so cool. you're name is felix

177👍 29👎