HFJ Moldy

HFJ Moldy is a slice of bread with a small piece out of her top left and it's covered in mold. She is a frieght handeler, and she is married to HFJ Scenty. Thank you.

Person 1: Bro, why is HFJ Moldy so fucking stupid??
Person 2: Idk, though I HATE HER.
Person 1: Same.
*HFJ Moldy blasts through the door*
Hfj Moldy: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME YOU FUCKS?

OHIO IS COMING

OHIO IS COMING!!!

You: What's happening??>!?!?!
Me: OHIO IS COMING
You: WTF WHAT DO YOU MEAN??
Ohio: *BURSTS THROUGH THE DOOR* HELLO BITCHES! *TAKES YOU AND LEAVES*

HFJ Scenty

HFJ Scenty is a yoga instructer who is married to Moldy Hfjone. thank you.

Person 1: Who is the most unstable person on the plane?
Person 2: Probably HFJ Scenty TBH.
Person 1: Yea.
HFJ Scenty: Fuck you guys.

Moldy

Moldy, a gaslight gatekeep girlboss who don't need no fuckin man.She is a lesbian, and is married to scenty. She is a character in hfjone.

Person 1: Who is your favorite girlboss?
Person 2: Oh, it has to be Moldy!

I don't give a pink fuck, a blue fuck, a grey fuck, a green fuck, a me fuck, youfuck, no fuck

I don't give a pink fuck, a blue fuck, a grey fuck, a green fuck, a me fuck, youfuck, no fuck means you don't give a fuck.

You: Hfjone sucks. I hate you!!!
Me: I don't give a pink fuck, a blue fuck, a grey fuck, a green fuck, a me fuck, youfuck, no fuck.
You: I'm sorry!! *CRIES*

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Tray Hfjone

perfect comfort character. She's just a little girl who deserves everything

Me: Tray Hfjone is a good comfort character!
You: No, she isn;t
Tray: TARGET SPOTTED.
You: WAIT WHA- *you get shot with an AK-47*

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Sodapack

Sodapack, a wonderful definition for the ship of sodabottle x backpack. A beautiful ship that shows the dynamic of soda bottle and backpack.. It's amazing...

Person 1: What's your favorite hfjone ship?
Person 2: Oh, it has to be Sodapack!

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