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Ayesha Erotica, or Ayesha Nicole Smith, is a songwriter who makes the best fucking songs ever
Guy 1: yo im listening to ayesha erotica
Guy 2:Sometimes I wonder if you still wanna fuck me
Like you said on AIM in '08 (Totally)
Bible study, we were buddy-buddy
Then you said that we should fornicate (Like, yeah)
In my gross Ugg boots, in your scene-king suit
Let your white studded belt hit the ground
And my hair stay teased as I'm on my knees
Shut the Porta-Potty door and not a sound
Refrain
And like every other shitty love story
You came and went just like that
And I tried to call you desperately
But boy, you didn't add me back, yeah
Pre-Chorus
And baby, I know, I know whatever city you're in
You're still the boy that I'd pick in a line up of like thirty hot guys
Your eyes are so, so pretty I bet
Your lips are probably wet with the lies of our relationship
Chorus
Now it's fine because I'm a whore
And I sleep with guys just for fun and drugs but
Sometimes I stay inside and wonder why
I thought we were cool (I thought we were cool)
In vacation Bible school, Bible school, ooh
Vacation Bible sch
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When you shove something that looks like it really shouldn't be in your ass up your ass.
Guy 1: Jesus Christ, did I tell you about Gerry?
Guy 2: No.
Guy 1: We we're hanging out and that motherfucker stizztled.
A racist term against blasian people, derived from the N word and the Netflix show "Squid Game".
Guy 1: "Yo, waddup my squigga!"
Guy 2: "Please stop calling me that."
The photography of children having sex or doing sexual actions.
Guy 1: Did you hear what happened to Gabriel? He was arrested for R. Kelling.
When you get a picture of your penis, vagina or boobs printed on a sticker and put it on your backpack or binder at school.
Guy 1: Yo, is that person feentling?
Guy 2: Yeah bro, you can do it at CVS.
"S1n" is what you call a stupid twink gay-boy who loves kissing mens assholes.
Person 1: Hey, look at that s1n!
Person 2: What a stupid twink gay-boy who loves kissing mens assholes.
Someone who rides really really fucking loud motorcycles, specifically associated with Harleys.
Guy 1: Hey, look at that guy riding that Harley.
Guy 2: What a faggot, looking for attention like that.