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Beat The Spread

The act of masturbation (male or female)

Matt: Hey man, hurry up, the football games about to start.

Zak: Alright dude, give me ten minutes, I need to go to the bathroom and beat the spread before it starts.

by hickoryhillhogs August 29, 2010

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Beat The Spread

The act of making love.

Zak: Dude, you comin' over to watch the game?

Matt: Give me a little while. Elizabeth just got here and I need to go beat the spread first.

by hickoryhillhogs August 29, 2010

3👍 5👎