bathroom stalling

The time spent in a public restroom after you poop, waiting for everybody to clear out so that nobody knows it was you who was pooping. Can be accomplished either by waiting for the bathroom to be completely empty, or by waiting until a new set of people come in who don't know you just pooped.

Woman 1: "Why did it take you so long in the bathroom?"
Woman 2: "I had to poop but these two girls were talkin' it up in the bathroom forever, so I was bathroom stalling for like 5 minutes!"

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Also true.

phrase used when the other person has proved your point wrong or otherwise contradicted you. indicates that the other person's statement is true while not conceding that your point was false.

usually said in a contemplative manner with a knowing head nod.

compare touche.

"Ooh, he his HOT! And he's TOTALLY into me."
"He's married. And I heard he has a third nipple."
"Also true."

"Abraham Lincoln was such a tool; he put people in jail for talking trash about the union!"
"yeah, but he totally ended slavery."
"Also true."

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Stereo booty

A booty that is so round and sticks out so much that it makes a nice shelf for a stereo.

"Dang, look at that girl--she's got a stereo booty! I could set my drink on it while we're talking."

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i've been had

i have been the victim of a scam and have suffered some ill result.

she told me this ring was real gold, but it's turning my finger green! i've been had!

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Dr. Zhivago

A mixed drink consisting of Dr Pepper and vodka. Inspired by a Russian novel of the same name by Boris Pasternak.

Usually better with regular Dr Pepper, but acceptable in Diet Dr Pepper too.

"Why are you drinking a Dr Pepper?"
"It's really a Dr Zhivago. I didn't want to drink Jack and Coke like everybody else at this party."

"I brought a flask with me to the concert and changed my Dr Pepper into a Dr. Zhivago."

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detash

An alteration of "destash," which means to clean out your accumulated crafting supplies and pass them to others. This is usually accomplished by selling the supplies at a bargain price. Used mostly among crafters on etsy.com.

Not to be confused with "destache," which is to remove a mustache.

Etsy Listing: "Detash sale, Lot of 20 embellishments!"

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offering a drowning man a glass of water

doing something that you think is helpful but that only makes the situation worse

She was trying to explain the situation simpler, but it was just like offering a drowning man a glass of water.

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