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Usumacinta Special

The act of preparing a nice big fresh bowl of home made guacamole, freezing it in the shape of a butt plug, putting the frozen guac-buttplug into your partner's ass, waiting for it to start to un-freeze and then fucking them in the ass. The result is often a brownish green mess that resembles the Usumacinta river in southeastern Mexico.

Dude I gave my girlfriend a Usumacinta Special last night. She really enjoyed, but was not happy with the mess it made. I don't think we will be eating tacos for a long time now.

by highly_paid_orgy_pro January 23, 2017