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After a man pees and puts his penis away the sneaky drip that then leaves wet marks. No matter how many times you shake the last drips of pee before you put your penis away the drips still happen.
Matlock: Elton what happened? Did you pee your pants?
Elton: No. I had a bad case of post zip drip.
No matter how many times you shake your penis when you put it away and zip up the last drip comes out leaving a wet crotch stain mark.
Matlock: Elton what happened to you? Whatâs with the water on your pants?
Elton: I donât know what happened. I shuck it but after I put it away and I get the drip. I have post zip drip.
when a person enters a bathroom stall, takes a crap and leaves the stall faster than someone who has been in another occupied stall and is still crapping.
Joe: Have you seen Terran?
Gren: I think he isn't feeling well. I went into the men's room and shit lapped him.
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when you are sitting in a bathroom stall done with your business but you still sit there because you are reading on your smartphone and someone walks in, prompting you to put your phone away and wipe your ass
Thomas: Andrew did you finish reading my email on our new research report
Andrew: Sorry, I was half way through in the can and then I had a forced wipe. I will read it later.