andy

An extremely aggressive person, typically short, horrible at making jokes and very into Chinese women. Andy is a very charming person who loves to eat, but tend to be very fit. Andy is the type of person who's into feet fetish.

Jimmy :" Hey Andy, she's Chinese"
Andy:"You get 5 punches"

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Nivea

Nivea is the definition of perfection, she's a whole package. Nivea's made up of love, caring, charismatic, extremely delightful and especially her sense of humour, it's amazing. Her beauty and cuteness captivate both males and females attention, seeing her is a pleasure. Having Nivea by your side is a true blessing, she's what every guy could possibly wish for. If you finally get to know her, you will question yourself immediately, 'where have this chick been all my life?'. Ok, back to reality, you're suffering severe autism if you think what i've wrote above is true.

Bob: "It's a Nivea, run!"
Everybody: "Omg, Bob wasnt lying, it's actually a Nivea, run your ass off everyone!"

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