Smashturbation

noun smash-ter-bey-shuhn
A form of masturbation done whilst exposed to gamma radiation. See also: Smashturbating

I was arrested for public smashturbation.

Smashturbating

verb mas-ter-bey-shuhn
Masturbating whilst exposed to gamma radiation. See also: Smashturbation

I was trying to replicate the Captain America's serum and was exposed to extreme gamma radiation, so I started smashturbating to feel better.

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