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wraparound

When you have Friday off for a three day weekend and take Monday off as well.

I had Friday off for the fourth of July but took a wraparound so I could party it up on Sunday.

by hilarioyo July 5, 2014

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Hamburger Hole

When you wipe so much that your anus becomes raw.

That White Castle gave me hamburger hole.

by hilarioyo November 5, 2015

4👍 1👎


three wipe rule

Personal code of conduct that stipulates one must take a shower if more than three wet wipes are necessary.

Sorry I'm late I had a three wipe rule violation right before I left the house.

by hilarioyo August 25, 2021


flex stop

When you cross your legs and flex your butt muscles together to hold a dump in because your anal sphincter isn't strong enough.

Dude I had a close call this morning. I broke into a shuffle on the way to the bathroom and had to pause half way to do a flex stop.

by hilarioyo September 29, 2013


Shartist

Somebody who can detect a shart before it soils their undergarments, thus a avoid shower and other emergency response.

I am always cautious when opening the floodgate for pressure equalization. Over several years, I have developed the wisdom and control of a shartist to avoid unexpected moments of impurity.

by hilarioyo July 13, 2021


mortal trifecta

When you pee, fart and sneeze simultaneously.

"I hit a mortal trifecta during the hybrid solar eclipse yesterday. It was a once in a lifetime event".

by hilarioyo January 21, 2014


Top-shelving

When you pop a dip dipping tobacco in your upper lip.

His lower tray was raw so he embraced top-shelving a beaver pinch.

by hilarioyo November 16, 2015