eye veggie

the opposite of eye candy

someone who is good for you but isn't always pleasing in appearance

guy: Look there's my girlfriend.

friend: Damn dude your girl is kinda fugly

guy: I know man but we have a good realationship. She's an eye veggie

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fym

short for fuck you mean (short for what the fuck do you mean)

fym is used to show extreme shock or disgust in someone else's statement and used in 2 ways: as a question and as a statement.

True shit, I fucked yo bitch.

Fym you fucked my bitch?

I fucked her fym!

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dsafw

Don't say a fucking word

Girl 1: hey hun, how was your date?

Girl 2: you won't believe what happened.

Girl 1: what, girl.

Girl 2: i shit myself.

Girl 1: GASP!

Girl 2: Dsafw!

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paramorgasm

a feeling that occurs only when listening to Paramore, the best band ever!

"That's what you get when you let your heart win..."

*paramorgasm*

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