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Ruhmean

Someone who quits their job at a fast food joint after a short amount of time, and is clowned about it for the rest of his or her existence on this planet we call Earth. This word is often associated with being a "Supreme Quitter Extraordinaire." Someone who earns this term may never escape it, as it will follow their life journey. This is something that we pray that we will never be!

"Dude, he quit Chick-Fil-A after his boss was being awkward to him! What a Ruhmean!"

"God, Christopher is such a Ruhmean. All he does is quit! Why can't he just keep the job?"

"Unfortunately, as your boss, you have two options: to be let go, or to become a Ruhmean."

by hinglingmaster October 25, 2018


Raccoon Roulette

A friendly game between two or more male contestants that involves traveling to a Raccoon concentrated area. Within this area, contestants blindfold themselves and pull out their highly regarded meat, placing exquisite food items on it as bait. Given that raccoons are the number one carriers of rabies, they hope to God that when the Raccoon bites their meat, that they are not gifted with the unwelcoming blessing of rabies, administered directly to their salami. They are simply taking a chance at this game we call life.

"Brocky and Chadmeister are playing RR (Raccoon Roulette)... Brocky got the RABE (rabies) and Chadmeister got spared on his turn..."

by hinglingmaster June 14, 2019


Avocado Game

A friendly game between close peers where contestants compete to shove as many avocados as they can into their ass holes. It is said by many that this game results in many cases of intense anal gaping ability. For those who enjoy anal, this game suits them very well and is the ideal tactic for making "anal diameter gains."

"I played the avocado game with Logan and Parsa. Logan shoved 11 up his ass and Parsa shoved 11 too. I fuckin lost!"
"Sucks for you bro, I feel your pain."

by hinglingmaster August 2, 2014

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ding-sing

The universal word for all situations in life. It can be used to express happiness, or being aggressive. It can be used as a verb, noun, adjective, etc. However, mostly related to banging someone or something. People that use this term are usually sex gods, supreme douchebags, or hermaphrodites with a sense of humor. If you use this word, fuck yeah you know you're one crazy motherfucker.

"Hey man, how did it go last night with that hot chick?"
"Bro, I was ding-singing. I ding-singed her so hard we put a hole through the wall."

"Hey son, how was your testicle examination?"
"Ding-sing dad"
"Wow! That's great son! Im very ding-sing'd for you"

"Im gonna ding-sing the living shit out of you."

by hinglingmaster August 2, 2014