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Endou Mamoru

Definition of sigma. Will work towards his goal, literally an anti-suifuel, and worries about his homies everytime, to the point of going to depression once. Chicks blush and spread their legs whenever he comes.

Chaddest goalkeeper endou mamoru is here!

Damn endou kun is hot

Gomennasai endou san <3

by hinocansuckass October 18, 2021

10👍 4👎


inazuma eleven

A heavily underrated sports anime. Has based plot and unlike other sports anime doesn't get boring. Better than Haikyuu, with hotter fangirls. Only the original season is good, rest are crony underfunded money making shit by the studio.

Has slice of life too. Literally an anti-suifuel for some karen weebs. The OST matches AoT tier or better (in positive environment).

Inazuma eleven is the best anime ever!

Haikyuu is boring bruh, literally uses all mechanics in S3. Inazuma Eleven has better plot.

Big titty anime lover? Must be an ina11 fan.

I jammed to Inazuma ost for past 2 hours.

by hinocansuckass October 16, 2021

16👍 1👎


kidou

Kidou Yuuto is the literal definition of sigma male. Will observe your every step and won't get bothered by distractions. Literally commands the field whenever he plays. Will identify trojan horses and crush them. A perfect homie to have. The Endou, Gouenji, Kidou trio pwns everyone eventually. Was initially terrified by his past but eventually overcomed it, thanks to Endou.

A command tower who gives accurate instructions to the team and leads them to victory, "Absolute Leader of the Pitch" is Kidou Yuuto's second name.

by hinocansuckass October 18, 2021


Gouenji Shuuya

The literal walking definition of based. Ace striker of Raimon and Inazuma universe. People sweat their ass out wherever he goes. Literally bamboozles goalkeepers left and right, with the exception of Endou Mamoru which is another based sigma and a homie. Doesn't shy away from making his homies fall in line, with raw sigma strength. An honourable guy who respects his family and loves his little sister. Poster boy of big titty fangirls who cum over his posters.

Can't be stopped from progressing. The only way to stop him is to involve his family or get him injured by using illegal means. Literally suffered through assassination attempts and kidnapping of his sister, which made him even more based later in life and caused him to progress and train more. Has a problem of being late sometimes.

Endou: You're always late, Gouenji!

Another brilliant goal by Gouenji Shuuya!

The flame striker Gouenji Shuuya is back!

Tachimukai: So this is Gouenji Shuuya, what an aura he has!

Big titty anime fan? Must be a cumslut for gouenji.

by hinocansuckass October 18, 2021