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Varun

A born Tarzan, with the blood of the wild. Highly obsessed with large rodents and birds. favors Capybaras and albatrosses.
Surprises people with sudden displays of animal-like behavior

You climbed that gate like a monkey, you're such a Varun.

by hippo10l September 18, 2012

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Varun

A person that behaves like a Tarzan but spends free time, philosophically trying to find a way to make the creatures only he can see, seen by all. Very fascinated by Ancient Myths and forecasts of impending doom.Dedicated his life to finding the Bermuda triangle's mysteries and every atlas across his path will have the Bermuda triangle inscribed onto it.

Wait, so I'm in the stomach of a monster and I can see you, stop being a Varun
Why is the Bermuda triangle drawn in my atlas, I'm going to get the Varun that did this.
So a giant prism will be dropped by aliens which will wipe out the human race with concentrated moon beams, you can stop being a Varun now thank you very much

by hippo10l September 18, 2012

325👍 85👎