blowjob

what you can do when your guy gets all hard b/c you've been making out with him but you don't want to have sex

make sure the doors locked

oh, and if you make him bite his lip hard enough that it bleeds, you should feel very special

I was going to have sex with him, but his parents were home, so I gave him a blowjob instead

a week later, there were still bite marks all over his lip & tounge

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half a blowjob

when your girl is giving you a blow job & her dad calls to say he's on his way before she's done.

In extreme cases, you may have to hide your erection to go meet her parents.

Warning: This may result in blue balls if you don't finish off yourself. Try to avoid repeated incidents.

guy 1: dude, did she swallow?

guy 2: nah, her dad called before I was finished. I only got half a blowjob

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