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The act of ejaculating onto a Oujia board to impregnate your dead wife
Me and Kim wanted another child but she died so I gave her a squeegee board.
When you tie your dick around your bike so nobody can steal it.
I forgot my combination lock at home, I guess Iâll just have to use the cock lock again.
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When you let your cum build up so it can shoot extremely hard at people.
Sheâs been evading her taxes for months, time for the cum blaster.
When you waterboard a bitch with your jizz
I gave her a Niagra Falls until she drowned
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When you put your dick in an apple and then put the apple-dick combo inside a camel. You then punch the camel on itâs sides so itâs asshole tightens and crunches the apple.
Wanna go to the zoo for an Arabian Apple Cruncher?
When your buddy Frank accidentally gets his dick caught in a meat grinder.
Oh no! Beef Frank!
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