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When you tie your dick around your bike so nobody can steal it.
I forgot my combination lock at home, I guess Iâll just have to use the cock lock again.
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The act of ejaculating onto a Oujia board to impregnate your dead wife
Me and Kim wanted another child but she died so I gave her a squeegee board.
When you and your buddy exchange shits into eachotherâs assholes.
Wanna come over later for a two-way ticket?
The art of dipping a woman in glue and then proceeding to throw her grandpaâs ashes on her
She kept pissing me off so I made her into a sticky beach
The act of inserting a piece of paper into your girlfriends vagina while sheâs on her period and proceeding to write the United States Constitution on it.
Hey babe, be careful or I may surprise you with a pink slip;)
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When you let your cum build up so it can shoot extremely hard at people.
Sheâs been evading her taxes for months, time for the cum blaster.
When you waterboard a bitch with your jizz
I gave her a Niagra Falls until she drowned
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