shoey

an old man who lives with his mother and no other human being may enter the house. Possible consequences are wood down the throat, various children lobbed in your direction or being chased by his very prized posession, his legendary wooden bicycle. Is also known to be the fastest man....ever. Shoey never grows old.

person 1: i won the lottery and my mum stole it from me and only gave me 20p!

person2: your such a shoey!

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