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A man who pays a woman's Target credit card bill in exchange for agreed-upon services.
Chandni: Damn, if I don't win the lottery, I'm going to need a Target daddy!
Friendgasm: noun. The joy I feel when I introduce two wonderful friends, and they go do phenomenal things together; a form of platonic, prosocial compersion; the comfort of knowing the world is a safer place, the more sweet souls are connecting with one another in interdependence. ððð
Kiki had a friendgasm when Celena and Charlie decided to go to a clothing-optional workshop together after introducing them.
A contact parker is a person who parallel-parks by backing up until making contact with the car behind, and then pulling forward a bit.
"Wow, did you see Carrie's rear bumper? ... it's got a lot of dents and marks on it!"
"Yeah, what do you expect, she's a contact parker."
"My front bumper has a lot of marks on it because people in my neighborhood are contact parkers. Sheesh!"
A motorcycle ridden by a jock. A combination of "jock" and "crotch rocket".
"Did you see Alex? Not only is he on the football team, he's got a new jock rocket, a Yamaha YZ6! How much more of a chick magnet cliche could he be? Get a puppy, too?"
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n. specialist physician; an orthopedist or orthopedic surgeon
1. Karen Allen was laughing so hard that she fell down and broke her wrist. She kept up the witty repartee even when seeing the orthopod at the ER.
2. It's ironic that Dr. Rosenberg broke his arm in an ice-hockey game, because he's the orthopod who treated Bobby Hull.
A cellphone backlight used as a makeshift flashlight. Sometimes requires repeated keypresses to keep the screen lit.
1) After the party, Nicole dropped the key on the way to the car, and used her cellphone flashlight to find it.
2) Alex is such a nerd, he set his backlight to pure white so he can use his phone as a cellphone flashlight!
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Sarcastic, similar to "deal with it", or "tough luck".
(1) And I've bored you to death, but tough patooties, cause I love talking about myself. I'm self-centered, as if you couldn't already tell.
(2) As my dad used to say, tough patooties. Here, as the dissenters in Bush v. Gore noted, the courts are taking the next logical step on the equal protection...
(3) If I missed you this week, tough patooties. This stuff is hard!
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