pokemon addict

One who is a complete addict to the childish TV show and card game Pokemon. This certain person is so addicted that they will steal money from their parents to get the latest cards/games from Pokemon. They will have downloaded all existing mp3 Pokemon songs into their iPods and rock out to them.

Brother: Shhh don't tell mom i'm taking her money. I need to get the new booster packs!
Sister: You're a pokemon addict...
Brother: Wuz that? I couldn't hear you over my Pokemon songs.

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bubble tea

Heaven in a cup. It's an asian drink consisting of tea and tapioca pearls or the likes. Extremely delicious, everyone will love them.

Person 1: What are the tapioca pearls for?
Person 2: Making bubble tea tonight. Get out a teabag, please.

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fried turkeys

The product you recieve from frying a turkey. Has anyone even tried this yet?

No one has tried to make fried turkeys yet. There can't be a definition.

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vinegary

If something tastes like it is too sour, you can say that it is "vinegary" meaning it has a taste that reminds you of vinegar.

Person 1: Try my salad
Person 2: It's too vinegary....

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canned cheese

Super deliciousness in a can. Take the cap off, push the nozzle, CHEESE COMES OUT LIKE MAGIC!!!!!!!!! How can that not be entertaining? Then afterwards spread it on some crackers!!! YUMMMM

Person 1: Gimme some canned cheese.
Person 2: ok (squirts in person 1's finger).
Person 1: yum.

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571

Other area code for northern VA that is much less popular than the GODLY 703 area code. 703 is prefered over 571 because a 571 looks like an outcast in a region full of 703s. 571s are usually only found in cell phone numbers, but even people with cell phones attempt to not get a 571 to look different and instead get the normal looking 703.

Person 1: Here's my number 571 XXX-XXXX

Person 2: eww... 571............

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stupid asian

Clearly an oxymoron, as no such thing may exist. The day one exists is the day the universe will explode from sheer confusion.

Person 1: LOL this asian guy in my math class couldn't answer this easy calculus problem! Stupid asian!

The world explodes.

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