four man bob

From: Four-Man Bobsleigh
A rapidly-ejected and frictionless poo that shoots round the U bend before you have a chance to admire it.

I would have collected a sample of my stool for you doctor, but unfortunately it was a four man bob

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Tiger Stripes

The unflushed remnants left in the toilet bowl after a particularly explosive poo. The polar opposite of a "four man bob."
Otherwise known as "scorch marks."

Muriel, fetch me the bleach. Some little bleeder has left tiger stripes in the khazi!

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scorch marks

An alternative name for Tiger Stripes

Bloody hell! Who left these scorch marks in the lavvy?

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