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toyfriend

The person (usually a good friend) who knows where you keep your sex toys and - if you are ever in an accident or worse - is charged with the duty of getting to your house before your family with the express purpose of packing up your toys and removing them from the premises.

Since you're my toyfriend, you should know that my collection of ball gags, dildos and shackles are all kept in the bottom drawer of the right nightstand.

by hockeygir62 March 11, 2015

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