40 Pacer

A woman who only looks good at a distance but less so as she nears.

"Turns out she was a 40 pacer, but I just squinted all night and convinced myself otherwise."

pizza sex

Average, uneventful, cheap sex. But hey-- even it it's not great pizza, pizza still hits the spot, you know?

"How was Steph last night?"
"Meh.Pizza sex."

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