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Noun.
From the ancient French "douxfuss" and the Vagner Brothers' "ignoranimus" (closely related to maroon), an ingoramoux refers to a person who is about as sharp as a sack of wet mice.
These scissors are so dull that they remind me of an ingoramoux
Where former Jesuslanders go when they realize that the government is supposed to take care of everybody by forcing money from those who have it and giving it to those who don't.
Contrast with Jesusland where people think that the church is supposed to take care of everybody by extracting money from anyone who will listen and building a bigger cathedral than the Jones' church down the street.
I moved to the United States of Canada after my preacher took my baby's milk money and bought an Xbox for his church's new million dollar youth building.
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1. Verb.
To confuse by using methods which are themselves confusing. An example of a confusing method by which someone might fazniah is the method of multiple negatives: eg. I'm not sure if I'm uncertain about your non-use of what I think you don't perceive to be the incorrect non-formulation of what you didn't say I thought, I don't think.
2. Noun
Someone or something which exists only for the purpose of magnifying confusion in a situation.
1. Verb
My master plan is in disarray from that move that Mark pulled on me when he chose to fazniah my colonel burton.
2. Noun
Why does that fazniah keep circling his mig jets over my mobile construction vehicle without firing on- oh crap it was a distraction! No wait, now they're moving-no, wait... Nevermind, I'm too confused so I better just surrender.
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1. Verb.
To confuse by using methods which are themselevs confusing. An example of a confusing method by which someone might fazniah is the method of multiple negatives: eg. I'm not sure if I'm uncertain about your non-use of what I think you don't perceive to be the incorrect non-formulation of what you didn't say I thought, I don't think.
2. Noun
Someone or something which exists only for the purpose of magnifying confusion in a situation.
1. Verb
My master plan is in disarray from that move that Mark pulled on me when he chose to fazniah my colonel burton.
2. Noun
Why does that fazniah keep circling his mig jets over my mobile construction vehicle without firing on- oh crap it was a distraction! No wait, now they're moving-no, wait... Nevermind, I'm too confused so I better just surrender.
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