Yeast Roll

Eating out a vagina with a yeast infection.

I'm going to have a yeast roll tonight after dinner.

My girlfriend didn't warn me about her yeast roll when I went down on her last night, but I could definitely taste it.

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Carpet Burn

The extremely painful reaction that occurs when acidic sex juices leak onto freshly shaven genitals. (usually in reference to a woman's juices)

"Babe, you gave me carpet burn last night. You need to think about drinking some alkaline water."

"I gave myself carpet burn when I masturbated in the shower."