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Tophiachu

The god-awful fat tub of lard if that lard was made of human excrement. She even probably smells like one too. She's a good for nothing bum who wastes her life ranting and talking random bullshit on TikTok.

Tophiachu looks like she's in her late forties or late fifties. But, she's turning 30 in 2024! She looks old af cause of her always drinking Mountain Dew and eating fast food 24/7.

Looking at Tophiachu's face makes me want to punch and break my laptop screen so bad.

by hohehohe February 26, 2024


Liquor Store

A store that sells mainly distilled spirits such as gin, rum, soju, vodka, tequila, and whiskey, etc in addition to beer and wine.

The term is often used incorrectly (especially by Google Maps and people) to describe your usual small convenience store which does sell beer and wine along with imitation spirits. A liquor store must sell spirits AKA liquor in order to be called a liquor store. Liquor stores often do not sell chips, cigarettes, lottery tickets, or anything that is also found in grocery stores.

Why are people calling convenience stores liquor stores? None of those places sell real liquor like whiskey.

by hohehohe June 14, 2023


Irish Spring

A brand of soap which I'm honestly surprised no one in this definition seems to be mentioning.

Personally, Irish Spring is best in bar form.

by hohehohe July 17, 2021


Brandy

A liquor made from distilling wine and aged in oak barrels giving it a similar appearance to whiskey and scotch. The taste is sweeter due to the sugars in the grapes of the wine. Brandy is best served neat at room temperature in a snifter glass.

Brandy is such an underrated liquor people need to try at least once.

by hohehohe June 14, 2023


Gin

A liquor originating from Holland or modern day Netherlands. It differs from vodka despite similar appearances because it has juniper berries added during the distillation process. The taste is less neutral than vodka and has a faint taste of sweet and fruitiness flavor from the juniper berries. There are some variants of gin with examples such as Plymouth gin, London Dry gin, or even Old Tom gin.

What people don't tell you about gin is that it's a powerful diuretic that will make you pee frequently sooner. So, it is advised you drink it where there are bathrooms close by.

I love the taste of gin but, I hate the powerful effects it has on my bladder.

by hohehohe June 16, 2023


RYO

Stands for roll your own. Can refer to cigarettes you roll for yourselves. Get some loose tobacco and rolling paper with some filters and you got yourself a basic RYO cigarette.

Man 1: Hey, what brand do you smoke?

Man 2: I only smoke RYO cigarettes. It's cheaper for me.

by hohehohe October 23, 2023