Marble Orchard

An early 19th century term for a graveyard.

We done crashed in this here marble orchard.

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Self Pollution

An archaic medical term for Masturbation that was used in the 1800s, 1700s, and probably earlier.

There are various names given to the unnatural and degrading vice of producing venereal excitement by the hand and Self Pollution is but one.

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Coasting

When on 'The Pill' a girl gets a pill sheet marked with days of the month. For most of the month the pills they take have an effect, but for a few days every month there's apparently no need for them to take any additional pills. To keep it simple however the pill sheets contain pregancy-friendly sugar pills to keep the girls in the habit of taking a pill every morning. When a girl is taking these sugar pills, she is coasting on the previous weeks dosage.

"I haven't been taking my pill for the last few days"
"WHAT?!"
"I don't need to, it's the sugar pill, I got back so the others next week"
"So you've been coasting?"

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Chompers

Teeth. They chomp food so they're called chompers.

"Nice chompers Bronwyn"

"He has false teeth, his chompers fell out"

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thabto

Two Heads Are Better Than One

Gee Ghostwriter, I don't know who THABTO is -- sure is a mystery!

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!eureka

irc talk for when the problems overwhelm you and you can't think of a solution

I haven't made any dinner for my in-laws and they're arriving in 5 minutes. I have a can of beans and some washing powder.
!Eureka!

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Geezer Teaser

An insult for a bad movie employing former A-list (now Z-list) celebrities, especially old male action heros, to spend only a few days acting in a movie so that it can be promoted with a known star. The movie has cheap production and very bad quality.

It's unclear whether the term refers to the the audience for such a movie (old people tricked into paying for a bad movie by a former star who only their age group would recognise), or the elderly actor cashing in on their reputation for very little effort.

The insult implies that the movie's production is a passionless cash grab, tricking an audience into paying for a movie with known actors but with minimal effort elsewhere. Such movies may have a cliché story, bad acting, bad cinematography, bad special effects, and so on, because the production was churning out movies.

Steven Seagal is in so many Geezer Teasers these days

You can skip 'Contract to Kill' it's a Seagal Geezer Teaser

I'd watch that Geezer Teaser

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