Marble Orchard

An early 19th century term for a graveyard.

We done crashed in this here marble orchard.

20👍 4👎

thabto

Two Heads Are Better Than One

Gee Ghostwriter, I don't know who THABTO is -- sure is a mystery!

47👍 1👎

First and Last

The first and last rent payments that are a barrier to housing for poor people.

He couldn't even make first and last

2👍 3👎

!eureka

irc talk for when the problems overwhelm you and you can't think of a solution

I haven't made any dinner for my in-laws and they're arriving in 5 minutes. I have a can of beans and some washing powder.
!Eureka!

7👍 10👎

sprocket

A child, particularly a baby

How are the little sprockets doing?

13👍 22👎

Pill Pedler

New Zealand slang for a pharmacist.

You're a good pill pedler

Mushroom Hubs

Named "mushroom hubs" for the way they mysteriously seem to sprout under desks near people's feet. No one can explain how or why it got there, but serious things start breaking if you touch it.

Herbert always has the gadgets, he's even set up his own mushroom hubs