Tear Jerker

To shed tears onto one's penis while masturbating, typically following rejection, failure, or general sorrow.

A: Well, the Lions lost again—better go home and cry on my dick.

B: Yeah, last week I had a nice tear jerker set to Jewel's "Foolish Games".

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scrojob

to simultaneously envelop the penis and scrotum during fellatio. this particular act is also referred to as a "mergler".

that big-mouthed whore gave me a wicked scrojob and still produced an audible "chubby bunny!"

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