Aluminum Digger

1.) A “trailer park community” version of a gold digger.

2.) Someone too young to be a gold digger.
3.) Similar to a trash digger, digging exclusively for aluminum.
4.) Someone who “digs” the fact aluminum is infinitely recyclable.

Bud: Bud's cousin Bud is datin' Buddy.
Bud: Bud is such an aluminum digger.
Bud: Hey pass the P.B.R., yeah Bud better watch himsilf.

Heyyy man don't throw away that soda can!

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