Redneck

The condition of a southern farmers neck fron farming vegitables all day in the blistering heat, so northeners can eat something besides corn.

Farmer=Honey, do you have any skin lotion?

farmers wife=You've been out in the fields all day again haven't you dear, i told you your neck will get red?

Farmer=Yes, and my redneck burns terribly but if I don't get this crop up north them yankees will die from corn overdose.

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