Turbo queef

Turbo Queef (ter-bow kweef) v.

The act of forcing air out of the vagina in rapid succession. Can happen during vigorous or violent sexual intercourse or self fondling.

Victor: Dude, while I was fingerbanging Diana, she fucking turbo queefs on me.

Christian: That fucking sucks, man. Nothing's worse than being turbo queefed on.

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Vagtacular

Vagtacular (vahg-tack-ooler) adj.

When something is comparable to the greatness of getting vagina, scoring, getting oral sex from a hot girl, or getting sweet gift cards to Best Buy.

Zellmer: Man, you've got try this taco, it's vagtacular.

Corey: No way!

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Unpack

Unpack (uhn-pack) v.

1. A word used to replace the act of taking a massive dump.
2. To get away from your friends and beat off by yourself.

Brian: Alright, guys, I'm gonna' go unpack. Talk to you later.

Norm: Yeah, it'll probably make you feel a lot better.

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