George W. Bush

The man who would be known as the worst president every but, more importantly is no longer the president

Dude: "God I hate George W. Bush! He's soooooo Stupid!!!"
Me: "Shut the hell up, we established this while he was in office, you might as well continue to harass Bill Clinton for getting head!"

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Grayscale syndrome

The phenomena that occurs in infomercials where the video becomes black and white and the simplest tasks are impossible without the product being sold in said infomercial

Vince from Shamwow: Its not possible to wipe up a spill you just spread it around and everything goes black and white thats why you need shamwow.
Me: Thanks to grayscale syndrome they'll sell a million sham wows

Wikifitti

When some one writes some grafitti and others edit it freely much like a wiki site

Gorge bush rox
* 2 weeks later*
Gorge bush rox the gay strip joints
*4 weeks later*
Only douchebags write wikifitti

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beer bitchin'

when your at the bar and your friend who has recently been dumped is complaining then suddenly notes how crappy the beer is then continues to complain about how he got dumped.

"I've gave her everything and this is what that ***** does for me!(takes long swig of beer)**** this beer sucks!Not only that she did it by e-mail how weak is that!" said jeff. "quit your beer bitchin'!" I replied.

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cock spike

A variation of the cock block that is similar to a spike in volleyball, Quick forceful and unstoppable.

Dude: So you don't have to but I think you should
Chick: Okay!
Chick's friend: I knew it! You need a man to justify yourself!
Chick (to dude): sorry but I have previous plans
Dude: Damn the cock spike !

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byaaaaaa

An exclamation featured on the "chappelle's show" when dave was imitating howard dean.

"i'm going all over the world then i'm gonna go to D.C. and take the crown(a short pause)BYAAAAAA."

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shitier faced

more drunk than shit-faced

little did i know my parents got shitier faced when they went on alcoholiday

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