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Another name for the ghost "Pessidog"
Can only be summoned in
1. Toulouse
2. Angers
3. Ajaccio
4. Brest
5. Clermont - Ferrand
Was last spotted at the Parc de Princes on the 3rd of April 2023 but disappeared when it realised Lyon was a big team.
Hasn't shown up in the Champions League since 2015
He was spotted in his ghost form in:
1. Liverpool 2019
2. Rome 2018
3. Turin 2017
3. Madrid 2016
4. Lisbon 2020
5. Paris 2021 (Where he resides now)
6. Madrid 2022
7. Munich 2023
8. Madrid 2014
9. Munich 2013
10. London 2012
11. Milan 2010
"Give my idol the chicken brest d'or bcuz he scored two goals vs them"
"Last night when I shouted "Penalty for Argentina, Pessi appeared and killed half the population of Estonia"
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Use to describe Messi fans since none of them are above the age of 14 unless they are part of the ESPN meat-munching cult where they pleasure themselves to Messi fraudulently winning Ballon D'ors. Most of them are still in primary school so they don't get any homework, they research CR7's opponent's to not feel insecure as they always do. If you speak facts to them, they will start to bark at you and since they have they IQ of a 6 year old with down syndrome.
"Why do no females talk to me and why am I adopted?"
"Because you're a pessidog fangirl"
"Sorry, I will now end my life"
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It is an act of theft, often done in the darkness or secretly but on the 30th of October 2023, there was a robbery in broad daylight as Lionel Messi stole the prestigious Ballon d'Or from Erling Haaland in the Theatre du Chatelet in Paris, France. Despite stealing it, Lionel acts as if he deserved it despite not doing anything worthy other than the World Cup. This is not the first time Lionel has done this as on the 29th of November 2021 in the Theatre du Chatelet in Paris, he also robbed Robert Lewandowski of a Ballon d'Or! And despite two robberies the authorities and his fanboys (who are all younger than 14) claim his innocence.
"Dad, what is an example of a famous robbery?"
"Just search up Messi's Ballon d'Ors in 2021 and 2023"
A place where Pessidog ran away because his daddies ESPN and Bleacher Report reside here. He was spotted just yesterday farming against some KKK members in Dallas
"Where is pessidog, I've not seen him in Paris"
"Oh guess what, he went to scare and farm against the KKK members in the burger league"
"Oh, make sure to tell FIFA to give him his humble d'or and burger d'or or he'll wipe out Curaçao and retire"
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A 5'7 ghost wandered the streets until a new opportunity to farm appeared in Miami, FL where he now farms against innocent American farmers. He recently farmed vs FC Dallas but if you shout Europe, he'll disappear
"I saw a ghost last night at the inter-Miami stadium"
"Must've been the ghost of Paris"
"Shout Curaçao and Hong Kong and he'll attack but shout Bayern or Liverpool or even Roma and he'll disappear"
"OK thanks"
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A 5'6 Ghost who originated in Rosario, Argentina and he loves to pray on 14-year-old girls
How to summon Pessidog
1. Penalty for Argentina - Very popular method especially during the WC in Qatar
2. Eibar - He has terrorized this small innocent city since 2007
3. Curaçao - Only recently spotted there around the end of March 2023
4. Clement Foot - Residents reported scary sightings of pessidog performing a tricycle kick
How to scare it away
1. Shout "UCL finals"
2. Take away its growth hormones
3. Tell it to stop dating 14-year-old girls
Other names:
1. Pessi
2. Fraudionel
3. Rapessi
4. Pedophionel
5. Growth Hormonessi
6. Referessi
My 14-year-old sister was kidnapped and assaulted by pessidog
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Distant uncle of Cristopher Columbus
Discovered the country Curaçao, Nicaragua and Estonia all in the space of 1 year
De Paul: "I normally call my boyfriend 'Lionel Columbus' because we find countries that have never made human contact"
Messi: "My boyfriend Rodrigo de Paul and I discovered Curaçao just recently"
De Paul: "Where is Curaçao again??"
Messi: "I forgot since they're so small and irrelevant"
De Paul: "It's ok, now let me give you head"