sunday

The act of covering someones car in the ingredients typically used for making a hot fudge sunday in an act of retaliation. Most often done in an inebriated state, outside creepy dive bars like the Cove.

I am wasted. why is my car handle sticky? Damn some one made a sunday on my car! Well at least it smells good.

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Nele

Nele is far from ordinary. Nele is the incarnation of a life-adventure. It seems like Nele has two personalitys, one which is really calm and peace searching. And the other one that will overwhelm you with it's power and confidence. Her sexual aura will attract many persons of all gender, but just few of them will find their way through to the nucleus of Nele. Be aware, never try to change her in any way, you will find yourself directly in a big discussion that goes right into your soul. By the way, Nele loves soccer and visits regularly all kind of sports museums. The spiritual side of Nele (which can be quite complicated to understand) thinks, that packet soups will save the world. This might sound unlikely, but she deeply believes in it and that's all that matters. Her outfits are always appropriate and creative. However her hairstyle can be improved. You had a bad day? You are bored on tuesday at 1am? Don't worry, calling Nele is your solution. Her endless hunger for knowledge and her joy in literate conversations, will turn long summer nights in a ken expanding experience. She has the thankful ability to let distance feel not relevant, yet if you know her and can't be around, you will freakin miss her and the magic she is bringing to your life. Nele is a person, that shines deep from her heart every day with a beauty that will leave you speechless! If you know her, you can be very lucky about this treasure. Nele is one in a million.

She is...no words needed. Damn, who's that girl over there who dances like no one is watching? Bro, I have Alzheimer and still can't get her out of my head. I know Nele since a long time, but I discover her still like on the first day. Nele is Nele and forever Nele.

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Arlene

Ar⋅lene /ɑrˈlin/ Show Spelled Pronunciation ahr-leen

Someone possessing great beauty and kindness. Arlenes are generally good natured and soft spoken, but when startled or angered they internalize their rage and begin to gnaw on their fingers, when their intense anger finally boils over they often become violent and will seek revenge by performing a "Sunday" on your car. Arlenes tend to be very complex and have dual sides to their personalities. They can be at the same time very understanding and very insensitive. When observing an Arlene in the wild be on the look out for her special mating dance, it is unmistakable. No man can resist the lurid temptations of her dance. Once a Arlene has seduced you with her dance, there is no escape from her clutches. It has been noted that even in death there is no escape from the constant wanting and desire that she brings.

"Wow she really has you whipped, she must be a total Arlene!"

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