credit crunch

A high-fiber breakfast cereal eaten mainly by hedge fund speculators and derivatives traders. It's the real breakfast of champions.

I've just had a bowl of credit crunch - now I can sell short all day without stopping to eat!

iPad

An electronic reading device that can only be used by non-menopausal women. The device will only operate once a month for a period that coincides with a woman's period.

"Oh I just remembered it's that time of month - I better turn on my iPad."

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phasebook

The next phase in social networking sites.
A networking site for people who're going through a phase.

Let's hook up on phasebook.

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iDad

A father that's only available to bond with his children over the internet or the iPhone.

My iDad's idea of quality time is to text me from his iPhone once in a while.

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