Jihad Drop

When you're in an elevator on the highest floor of the building (preferably a busy one) and you take a fart while going down to the bottom floor holding the close button trying to dismiss all the potential stops on the way, only to exit on the bottom floor of the building to than leave the cloud you have made of stench and smell left behind for the set of elevator users to succumb to.

I committed a jihad drop yesterday in the skyscraper... those fuckers at the bottom didn't know what was about to hit them!

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