The Pythagorean Theorem
The only thing you will remember after high school.
"what did you learn in highs chool"
*me* "um... uh... A^2+B^2=C^2"
People who are named Maia may look like a normal person but they are actually extreme Perfectionists, they will bully and steal stuff from none perfectionists. Because of them being so perfect they don't understand what its like to get anything lower than a A++, they will get questions right on tests even when the teachers don't know the answer themselves.
If you ever meet someone named Maia, get ready to be bullied and have your life ruined forever.
David - "Yo, Maia got a 100% on the History test yesterday".
Derek - "WTF! HOW! The teacher didn't even go over 4 of the questions that were on the test"
David - "she a perfectionist all right"
B - eing
O - bnoxiously
Y - outhful
S - ouls
"oh dont worry, they are just BOYS"