A miniscule and uncelebratory amount of male ejaculate.
The sex was so lousy, that when he pulled out to blast away, his puddin tame didn't make it past her pubes.
What's your name? Puddin tame. Ask me again and I'll tell you the same.
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the polar opposite of a date rape
After dinner, he took me to his grandma's house. We played cards and talked about the Bible. He totally rate daped me.
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