brown blowback

Those mysterious clumps and drops of fecal matter that somehow wind up under the toilet rim, or on the bottom of the toilet seat after a particularly exuberant bowel movement.

I often use my urine stream to try to power-wash off the brown blowback collecting in the bowl. Its cheaper than Scrubbing Bubbles and much more fun.

shit-glazed

The resulting sheen of feces on one's penis after anal sex.

"Wow. Look at the ass on that slut!"

"Ya, I wouldn't mind getting shit-glazed by her!"

facewhining

Sharing a meme or list on Facebook relating the horrible suffering your particular malady (real or imagined) causes you on a daily basis, letting the world know what a brave, unrecognised trooper you are.

'12 things everyone should know about fibromyalgia sufferers:

1: bloated beef curtains
2: ...'

'Ah, suck it up and stop your Facewhining!! Everyone has problems.'