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When someone is horny and shoves a container of milk up their ass and then does a handstand just to feel the milk run down their body systems and out their mouth in a flurry of white.
(1) "KAREN DID MILK PLAY LAST NIGHT" Snitched the little sister "WHY DIDNT SHE LET ME JOIN IN?" Said the mom. This made the little sister scared and confused.
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A place to go if you're feeling corny and want to watch some yummy buttery goodness that will make you feel better than you've ever felt before.
"Don't tell my mom, but I go on CornHub daily and it satisfies every time..."
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Your wife that left you and took the kids.
"Can I please see them Karen!!? At least for Christmas!!"
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A sorry excuse for a.... a..... Human??? I don't know if he is one, but oh well.
"Ugh you're such a Donald Trump"
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