Dadzoned

When your dad just isn't that into you. Generally applied to the sister of one who has caught their dad's eye.

Friend 1: Did you hear about Tiffany?
Friend 2: No, what happened?
Friend 1: Her dad said he'd date her sister if she wasn't his daughter. Didn't say anything about Tiff though.
Friend 2: Oof, dadzoned!

supreme boof

When you chug a beer up your butt, but you're wearing the robes of a US supreme court justice.

Friend 1: Did you hear about the confirmation after party?
Friend 2: No, what happened?
Friend 1: Brett grabbed a funnel and bragged that now he's qualified to do a supreme boof.

Boof

Something that is not flatulence. Not like, anything besides a fart, but it definitely doesn't mean to fart.

Friend 1: Did you hear Brett say that boofing mean farting?
Friend 2: Yeah, what lying sack of crap.

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asocial media

Using social media in a way that avoids the social aspect. Like when somebody posts something but doesn't reply to any comments. Ex: vaguebooking

"I keep tweeting at Scott but he won't tweet back. Like seriously, come on bruh!"

"I just want attention so I'll go post something on asocial media."

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