Brad

A Brad is terrible in bed. And generally has a less-than-average sized penguin dick, which is disappointing because his large ego gives high expectations, which are not met. If you meet a Brad, you should avoid the Brad.

Katie: "I hooked up with that Brad last night."
Chelsea: "He has a shrimp dick. And a big ego. And a tendency to not finish me off. I was fucking pissed."
Katie: "Shit, girl. I know."

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