ploop

Ploop is the sound of a cricket ball being dropped from a hight into a large tub of syrup. Just enjoy saying it over and over again, it's magical.

"ploop ploop ploop ploop ploop ploop ploop ploop ploop ploop ploop ploop ploop"

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smile

to smile, to grin, i like smiling :D

fat man: "hello young sir"
young sir: smiles back, "good day"
fat man: "i love you"

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beer monster

one who indulges in large quantities of beer or lager,then eats kebabs and vomits.

fuckin beer monsters puked on my trainers the cunt.

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shirt lifter

one who lifts his shirt in order for a fellow to 'sing to the vicar'

stop touching my arse shirt lifter.

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Scrunker

To scrunk about is to mope or to be doing something you shouldnt be. When someone is a scrunker it is supposed to mean they have done something wrong but can be used offensively.

A boy throws some litter on the ground:
result: "Oi! You little scrunker!!!"

frampfull

full of wind,busy framping.

hes very frampfull tonight

D O M

A DIRTY OLD MAN who perves/touches/looks for younger wemon, a pedo etc.

i saw your dad havin' a perve on your little sisters friends the other day, he is a D O M

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