Jomanda

a bitch that likes to steal cell phones for no reason but to hook up with guys.

"what happened to your phone?"
"oh, jomanda"
"that blows."

horsevagina

1. the vagina of a horse. often what baby horses are pushed out of.

2. where all of the Twilight books have seemingly emerged from. No one knows why, they just have.

1. oh man, that poor thing. having to be pushed out of a horsevagina!

2. Guy 1: "Did you read TWILIGHT!!! they were so AMAZING!!! I just want to marry edward cullen!!! he is soooo sexy!!!"

Guy 2: "Those horsevagina novels? man, they are so stupid!"
Guy 3: "guy 1, you are such a faggety andy"

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